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Name: Curran Rice
Codename: Ran
Rank: Classified
DOB: 12/12/83
Affliation: DA/Cobra

Art Proficienies: Writing(poetry and fanfiction), Digital photography

Military skills: Black Belt- Ninja Submissive Victim

Equipment:

1. T-5150 Forum-Grade Cumspurter
2. Built-in digital camera
3. Scrotum support - enhanced spraying and rubbing
4. Cumwelcoming forum armor
5. Robotic arm/wanking station

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The real thing! posted Nov 16th 2004, 1:51PM
Mood: ALIVE!Music: Black Eyed Peas - Let's Get Retarded
Important Boring Disclaimer: I like calling you an idiot. I don't care about your opinion, because I don't read it! Please don't ask for my opinion, I have sacrificed it for calling you an idiot.

All my time I dedicate to making up new (but repetitive) ways of calling people stupid, then going to forums and doing that. So if you get angry, bring it on! I'll just call you stupid here, like everytime I do. Ha ha ha!

I also enjoy the texture and moisture of dongs. Lots of them. Raining. From Heaven!


Seems like there's a rumour from the fake mangapunksai, who calls herself "themangapunksai", that I'm a fake! Ludricious! What a stupid troglodyte! And of course, trying too hard to convince people by painting her whole page the ugliest purple ever!

Hahahah! What a complete useless dolt. She wins the prize of Stan Lee's NO PRIZE award! She rides on the short bus driven by the rider of the short bus! She is the shortest fry in a Mcdonald's Happy meal! She can't hold a single blade of grass in her jugs! She still thinks Akira Toriyama is Michaengelo! She also thinks Deviantart is superior to this wonderful site, Sheezyart! Hahaha! The last one is especially foolish, because only on Sheezyart can I get the best collection of anthropomorphic dong, even better than Deviantart (what a crappy place full of people who refuse to allow me to call them idiots) and VCL! Hahaha! Let us start a union and get this dumb little broad banned from the beautiful SheezyArt!

PS If you have furry dong pics please send me through Notes, thanks :)
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Kat Najera Says: (Jan 11th 2005, 11:41PM)
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Would the real Curran please stand up?

I am so F'ing confoozed! Who is this?!


kthnxbi.
MRNukeHead Says: (Nov 16th 2004, 11:14PM)
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It's quite unfortunate that you will be banned (forever).
Lysozyme Says: (Nov 16th 2004, 9:25PM)
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Thanks for your fave!! *G*
tengu Says: (Nov 16th 2004, 6:38PM)
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Goodnight sweet prince. u v u
latifah27 Says: (Nov 16th 2004, 6:24PM)
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Well, I can't believe I fell for you.

Anyways

You got pwnd!

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